Morten Brunbjergs Blog

1. The Universe collapsed due to the Y2B year problem. Contact your local Universe dealer.

2. A wormhole caused a reality vacuum in an unknown galaxy with address 177.232.555.121.424.555. We are still researching the effects of an error like this.

3. Universe violation! Unable to install new universe. You need to uninstall existing universe before installing a new or at least create a new dimension – there can only be one Big Bang in this dimension.

4. The file A4G6TT_7.cmt collided with Earth.plt. The Universe detected life on that planet. Data lost. Please reinstall life or delete planet.

5. The Universe detected that you are trying to install the same planet in two different orbits or at two different places. Things can only exist in one place at the time in this dimension. Please use the function “One dimension up” and retry.

6. The Universe is temporally unavailable as it is currently being crushed into a singularity. This will happen approx. every 20 billionth year. Please make a note of it.

7. Warning! T=0: Time equals zero! You cannot set a time zone before you execute bigbang.exe.

8. Sorry. 10 in -43 of a second is the smallest amount of time supported by the Universe at this point. Please choose a less accurate time for your calendar appointment.

9. Warning! To reach critical destiny you have to increase gravity or the Universe will be torn apart. Data may be lost.

10. Do you want to save Earth.plt before you exit?

I got this idea back in 2000 and wrote it down. I just found the document yesterday. Hope you enjoyed it.