Verdens dårligste sangtekst
Mine damer og herrer – her er den. Det er Schweiz’ forsøg på at komme med i Melodigrandprix finalen. Der er så meget galt med den sang at jeg slet ikke ved hvor jeg skal starte, så jeg vil slet ikke begynde. Døm selv, her er Vampires Are Alive:
Vampires are alive
Vampires are alive
The legends have to survive
We’ll never come undone
And we will be forever young
Vampires get alive
I am a vampire, I’m a slave
I sleep through the daylight, hence my grave
In the darkness, in the shadows – here I am
(Here I am)
I want you to be forever mine
Together until the end of time
Like a nightmare never ending
Let me change your world
Vampires are alive
The legends have to survive
We’ll never come undone
And we will be forever young
Vampires are alive
(And we will be forever young)
Vampires, vampires are alive
(And we will be forever young)
Tonight is the night, live a thousand years
Don’t be scared, don’t drown in tears
Free your spirit after midnight, sell your soul
(Let it go)
From heaven to hell, enjoy the ride
You’re here to surrender with your life
Precious victims, my desire, live eternally
Vampires are alive
The legends have to survive
We’ll never come undone
And we will be forever young
Vampires are alive
(And we will be forever young)
Vampires, vampires are alive
(And we will be forever young)
(Vampires) are alive
Vampires are alive
(Vampires)
DJ Bobo?
Jep
Jeg var så uheldig at slå forbi det i går aftes… Det skulle jeg eddermandme aldrig have gjort!
Nope
European Freak show contest?
Jep.
Texten er da mindst lige så god som Modern Talkings texter. Sikker på at det ikke er Dieter Bohlen, der har skrevet???