Morten Brunbjergs Blog

1. Her face was a perfect oval, like a circle that had its two sides gently compressed by a ThighMaster. 2. His thoughts tumbled in his head, making and breaking alliances like underpants in a dryer without Cling Free. 3. He spoke with the wisdom that can only come from experience, like a guy who [...]

1. It is always possible to find a parking spot directly outside or opposite the building you are visiting. 2. When paying for a taxi, don’t look at your wallet as you take out a note. Just grab one out at random and hand it over. It will always be the exact fare. 3. Television [...]

1. The Universe collapsed due to the Y2B year problem. Contact your local Universe dealer. 2. A wormhole caused a reality vacuum in an unknown galaxy with address 177.232.555.121.424.555. We are still researching the effects of an error like this. 3. Universe violation! Unable to install new universe. You need to uninstall existing universe before [...]

There where a few good things about the hostel Richmond Lodge located in Ponsonby, Auckland and a lot of bad things. If you are a backpacker or thinking about visiting the lodge, you should probably read this. If not, just read it for entertainment purposes.

We are going to take this in English for obvious reasons. In 7 points I’ll try to explain what we learned when we bought a used car in NZ. Here we go…

Jeg skrev engang dette til en vens fødselsdag. Jeg fandt det netop igen og opdagede at det egentlig er ret underholdende – måske synes du det samme – med lidt held… So… you have one year less to live. Congratulations! Let this party remind you that you’re going to grow old and die. Let me [...]

Hey – what the hell? This used to be a Danish blog! Don’t worry it still is. I’m just testing an idea about writing certain entries in English to make them accessible to a larger crowd plus my English sucks – and this may be my chance to improve it. About Batman… No spoilers here [...]